By now most of us probably need a break from all the political fighting and back-biting so for your pleasure here’s a rather timely bit of canine humor…

Ways the U.S. Would Be Different If the Next President Were a Dog

10. Doggy door on oval office
9. At press conferences, instead of “Mr. President,” reporters would shout, “Here fella!”
8. Goodbye Whitewater scandal, hello toilet bowl water scandal
7. Washington Monument replaced with hundred-story fire hydrant
6. U.S. might have more coherent foreign policy
5. Public enemy #1: That neutering bastard Bob Barker
4. Secret service and CIA dispatched to catch that little chuck wagon
3. Country really run by dog’s smarter poodle wife
2. Here’s your new national anthem: (videotape of dog barking x-mas jingle)
1. One word: sausage-gate

Can you think of any other amusing changes if we had a First Dog?

Now if you are not laughing by the time you get to the bottom, you have no sense of humor at all!

It’s a given that different religions disagree with one another on certain subjects but this is one disagreement that took a most amusing turn.

I’ve looked at this a number of times since I got it and still find myself laughing at the end. I just hope they were all having a chuckle too, would be a shame if not….

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As you watch this, you’re probably trying hard not to laugh, thinking, ‘ouch’, but you just can’t help yourself… it’s so cute… and so funny… and the little guy is just fine. So go ahead, let that laugh out! Play it again…

Puppies Do the Darndest Things!

This morning, I woke up & kissed my dad’s head.
I peed on the carpet, then went back to bed.
“The life of a puppy, oh my, this is great.”
Then I thought about breakfast,” I hope it’s not late.”

Mom took me outside, we walked for a while.
This never fails to make Mama smile.
I sniffed of everything, that we did pass,
I ate something weird - it gave me gas.

I’m sure God loves me, I know that is true.
He gave me so many great things to chew.
Rugs, plants or rocks, I really don’t care.
What I truly like best, is Dad’s underwear.

That obedience book, was sort of yummy.
Though it didn’t sit well on my poor puppy tummy.
I threw up a bit, but that was all right,
When Mom found it later, I was well out of sight.

I made streamers of T. P., while running at full speed.
Mom is pretty quick — but I was still in the lead.
I flew under the bed, and Mom flew past,
She stopped-shook her head, and breathed,
“You’re too fast.”

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Have you ever looked at your puppy or dog and wondered just what they were thinking?? Sure you do… I know I do sometimes. Well, here’s some ideas of just what may be going thru your precious canine companion’s mind on occasion!

Now you know what they were thinking!! :D

Now you just have to love this! How cute and original!

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All I can say is whoever said animal couldn’t talk has never met these pups. Darn cute and funny!!

Talking Dogs

A Chinese Crested took the top, or bottom, prize again this year for World’s Ugliest Dog. Gus, 3 legs, one eye, skin cancer and tuft of hair on the top of his head, was crowned this year’s winner Saturday at the Sonoma-Marin Fair in Northern California.

Owner, Jeanenne Teed, brought Gus all the way from St. Petersburg, Fl to compete for the honor. He competed against 11 other dogs from all over the U.S., winning in the pedigree-class category and then going on to triumph in the overall competition.

He took home two trophies and $1,600 in prize money, which his owners are going to put toward his radiation treatments. Gus has skin cancer, which led to the amputation of one leg. He will be flown to New York to appear on “CBS This Morning.” The contest will be shown on the Animal Planet network in October.

After all the excitement and the prospect of stardom with an appearance on CBS, the top dog was exhausted.

“Well, I think right now he’s ready for a nap,” said Jeanenne.

Most of the dogs who enter the competition, which has been running for 20 years, are rescue animals, according to a spokeswoman. Suffering at the hands of neglectful owners or the claws of other four-legged friends goes a long way to explain their unusual appearance.

If you need a laugh today, I have one for you… the silly things dogs do and sometimes to people! Enjoy!

Funny Dogs

Sometimes when you are angry with someone,
it helps to sit down and think about the problem.

Sorry, just couldn’t resist, this is just too cute! It reminds me of my Bruti, who has a bad habit of siting or laying wherever he wants, regardless of what he may plop down on… Jezzie, the cats; Shadow and Tink, people’s feet… it doesn’t matter! I’ve seen him use Shadow as a ‘pillow’ so often that it’s gotten to the point that Shads hardly even moves anymore!

To help out around the house…

To protect our children…

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GREAT ADVICE!

If a dog was the teacher you would learn stuff like:

When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

 

Let others know when they’ve invaded your territory.

 

 

Take naps.

 

 

 

 

Run, romp, and play daily.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Thrive on attention and let people touch you.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

 

On warm days, stop to lie on your back in the grass.

On hot days, drink lots of water and lie under a shady tree.

When you’re happy, dance around and wag your entire body.

 

 

 

 

No matter how often you’re scolded, don’t buy into the guilt thing and pout … Run right back and make friends.

 

 

Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

 

Eat with gusto and enthusiasm. Stop when you have had enough.

 

 

 

Be loyal. Never pretend to be something you’re not.

 

 

 

 

When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently.